Lyrics and music by Cassian von Daemos
(Chorus)
The underwear bandits, they're hiding in the trees
They'd like to spring an ambush,but they're scared someone will see
The underwear bandits, they're not the brightest thieves
They tried to steal to a fortune, but they lost their dignity
HEY!
(1st Verse)
In the woods outside of Stone's Throw, there's a gang of sunburned thieves
For weapons they have sticks and stones, for clothes they just have leaves
They once were fearsome robbers, but those days are at an end
They lost their clothes when they lost a fight to Von Daemos and his friends
(Chorus)
(2nd Verse)
They spied some well dressed travelers, and demanded all their gold
But the leader of that caravan was Cassian the Bold
He warned them of the peril, but the thieves would not be swayed
So he leapt with grace from his noble steed, and he charged into the fray
(Chorus)